Shorthand Japanese

Bro Clusterians enjoy shortening Japanese words and creating new slang from them. Gino once tried to teach these to Japanese exchange students at his high school, to their utter confusion. Despite this setback, one day we hope to spread our good slang all around the land of Nihons.

Examples of shorthand Japanese include: And many more.
 * nanchattz = nanchatte
 * daijobz = daijobu
 * arigsies = arigatou
 * konnichiz = konnichiwa
 * gomes = gomen, often paired with "gurl". i.e. "Omg, did I just make you salt out!? Gomes, gurl!"
 * uresh = ureshii
 * samish = samishii